I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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