Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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