I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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