don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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