If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Randomize
