The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
We're too hungover to prance.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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