My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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