What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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