That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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