The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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