SEEEEXXX PLEASE
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Randomize
