one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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