Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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