The maid of honor just puked.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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