Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My vagina is very pro this idea
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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