All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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