He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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