Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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