You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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