haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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