You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Even my vagina gasped.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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