i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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