ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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