what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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