God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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