tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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