You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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