I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm lost and stupid without you.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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