No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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