you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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