that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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