We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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