I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
It was like getting head from an anaconda
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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