Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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