can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Randomize
