Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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