I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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