just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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