My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
There was a lot of him and a little penis
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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