I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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