ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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