last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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