You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I don't think brook has ever known best
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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