we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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