I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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