Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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