I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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