The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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