fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I pour the whiskey from now on
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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