PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
